He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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