She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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