Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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