he was CRYING into my vagina
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
please don't ironically join a cult
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