Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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