Three words: puerto rican gang bang
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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