So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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