Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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