Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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