I want to have your abortion
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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