i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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