I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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