Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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