Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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