Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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