when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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