You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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