you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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