Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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