If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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