I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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