I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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