turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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