Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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