I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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