What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So much rum. So many feels.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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