you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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