We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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