Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.