just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.