Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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