P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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