So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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