Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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