Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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