therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen