I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Do I have a choice?
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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