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• (773): View more from Illinois

  hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.

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• (949): View more from California

  they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store

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  I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (530): View more from California

  As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.

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• (607): View more from New York

  do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.

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