Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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