Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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