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• (713): View more from Texas

  Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.

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  Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.

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  Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.

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• (818): View more from California

  Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.

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