Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.