There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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