You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You're a waste of cheezeits
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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