Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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