i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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