that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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