3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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