I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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