Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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