Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
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we have officially mastered the walk of shame
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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