..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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