Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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