i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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