i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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