HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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