how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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