singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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