I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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