Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
